A Mystical Adventure.

LAST NIGHT; Me, Mason, and Spikez took some Mystical Adventure to New Jersey. YEAH! We traveled all around that Mystical, Magical, WONDERFUL, city. Strippers one side of the city, and whores the other. IT WAS LIKE AN AIDS FUNLAND. So we ran into a building cause one of them whores was coming towards us and the place we went into was A CARDBOARD FACTORY :D SO, we took all the cardboard we could hold and we RAN! Then we made signs that said ‘LETS MAKE BABIES IN JERSEY CITY!” and put them all over New Jersey The Aids Funland. [Btw’ if you see those signs, do not call the police and rat us out, we will kill you with oranges.] ANYWAYS, at least 374658757647854 girls came up to us wanting babies but we RAN again up a hill and saw this light and what this light said waass…. LET MAKE BABIES IN JERSEY CITY!

                                              The End.

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AHAHAHAHA :’D oh dear.

AHAHAHAHA :’D oh dear.

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skiipaheartbeat:

4chan makes me happy.

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skiipaheartbeat:

4chan makes me happy.

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cutepoison89:

Had to be done.
I mean the hair quote alone makes it perfect for him.

cutepoison89:

Had to be done.

I mean the hair quote alone makes it perfect for him.

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oh my god, Voldemort. you can’t just ask people why they live.
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How Can You Tell The Difference Between A White Man and An Irish?

“Are Blood Run’s Through The Same Vein’s”

m not really ssure,if you cut my arm and ssomebody elsse’s are blood is still red,if you kiss me maybe my lip’s would be a diffrent size,if you did anything it wouldent be the same because we all grew up with diffrent gene’s but if you cut my arm we would still have the same blood that run’s through are body.i dont approve of mixing or anything like that but i have nothing against anybody that does that’s my personal battle not your’s but when it come’s down to it how do you tell the diffrent between a white man and irish?there accent,color?etc?give me a fucking breck,were all human.grow the fuck up and learn that we make who we hate.

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oh. uhh hey. I'm Michael Taylor. 17. British.

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I dislike liars and people that do dumb shit;;
It irritates me. Actually. A lot of shit irritates me.
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but yeeeah, I have many interests that might look like I'm not the type of person that would.
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btw;; beware of anger issues.
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